"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella
it’s weird how the nighttime smells fresher than the daytime
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
Lord, if we should stumble, my horse and I, pick my horse up first for he has carried me through both heaven and hell."
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Bob Marley (via seekingotherlands)
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.